Hello, Welcome, and Fuck You.

This is a blog about being an asshole. Just the day to day of one of the world's hugest, most inconsiderate assholes.

three things inspired me to start this blog. The first was reading The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks. Half way through I set it down. I could have written that book.

The second was another book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. I fucking hated this book for three reasons. First, I make Tucker Max look like a fucking nun. Second, I could have written it if I had just thought of it first. Third, Now Tucker Max has a goddamn movie deal and I'm a broke ass "blogger".

The Third thing that inspired me to start this blog? Well, sometimes, every once in a while, if you get just lucky enough, you can get rich and famous over having a blog. Like Perez Hilton only less gay, or The Sports Guy, without a wife and family.

I hope you enjoy the ride.

-The Asshole

*edit, a member of this entorage wanted me to point out that this was the same night said member "went psycho on his ex girlfriend", who will now "never talk to him again"

an ex girlfriend who will never talk to you again? The Asshole approves! fine work, my friend. Even though you cant spot a prostitute a mile away.